By Franklin Dohanys
First Golfer: "Hey, how's your golfing game?"
Second Golfer: "Not so stable. it sort of feels the older i am getting, the higher I used to be!"
no matter if you are cutting your means throughout the fairway or chipping up sufficient dust to construct an in-ground pool, there is not anything like a superb golfing funny story to maintain a duffer from taking the sport too heavily (you understand who you are). This riotous assortment includes sufficient fabric for you and your fellow golfers to chortle your strategy to the nineteenth gap, video game after online game.
Two golfer and their caddies have been out at the direction someday. by means of the 15th gap one of many golfers had blown such a lot of putts he went berserk. He all started swearing out loud, grabbed his putter and, with a strong toss, threw it on the water chance 40 yards away. One caddy grew to become to the opposite and stated, "Five greenbacks says he misses the water!"
For somebody with a feeling of humor, even those that imagine that golfing and golfers are top left to America's Funniest Home...
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30. A guy decided to take up golf. ” He went to the local golf store and purchased a set of the best clubs, new shoes, a bunch of cool-looking gadgets, and a tam with a little ball on top. M. tee time. M. ” 31. There was a crabby hack golfer who had a habit of cussing out every caddie he employed. One day, while changing in the clubhouse, the golfer heard a bunch of caddies talking about him. ” said one of the caddies. The golfer immediately ran around the lockers and began screaming at the caddies.
60. A golfer was asked to join a regular threesome one Sunday morning to keep the game play moving quickly. As he got ready to putt at the first hole, one of the guys started rocking from side to side. ” asked the golfer. The guy stopped. The golfer reset for his shot, but missed the putt. He walked off the green frowning. At the second green, he set up for his putt, but the other guy started rocking from side to side again. ” said the golfer. “Do you mind? ” Once again the guy stopped rocking.
Fred and Paul had been playing golf together for over forty years, and Fred always beat Paul. Now Paul was to move with his wife to a senior community in Florida, so the two old friends decided to meet for one last game. Paul was playing unusually well and headed to the eighteenth tied with his longtime partner. He teed up his ball, closed his eyes, and said, “Dear Lord, please, just this once, let me hit this ball with the strength and skill of a professional. ” Satisfied with his stance, he pulled back his club and swung with enough force to knock himself to the ground.
501 Golf Jokes For Almost All Occassions by Franklin Dohanys